I went up to Drew's house, because he's getting married.
He's gonna be married to the girl that'll be Mrs. Drew Carey.
He said there'd be a stripper and there was and it was scary,
'Cause when the stripper came out, it was Drew Carey!
At a bachelor party, we took off our clothes.
It was pretty wild, heaven knows.
I was embarrassed when I went to tip her.
Turns out my mother was the stripper.
I went to a bachelor's party, I really had a ball.
Boy, I consumed an awful lot of alcohol.
In fact, it was really bad. In fact, it spelled my doom,
'Cause when I awoke I found I'd married the groom.
My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk,
we stripped right down all night long, got really drunk.
Dancing with my naked friends, boy, that's the life.
As a matter of fact, to hell with my wife!
To hell with my wife!!!
- Bachelor Party Hoedown on Youtube.