The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...
- "your resume if you've got a face tattoo."
- Scenes from a Hat
- Nicknames your partner doesn't want to be called
- Things you instantly regret
- Things you can say on a golf course, but not in bed
- Scene: Tom and Susie are holiday lovers saying goodbye on the last day of summer.
- Secret: A flamingo costume
- Weird Newsreaders
- Cal - Host
- Susie - Co-host: Cal's mother, trying to set her up with a nice husband
- Steen (and Steve from the audience) - Sports: Prisoner tunneling out of Alcatraz
- Tom - Weather: Satan auditioning for a talent show
- Cal and Susie, Tom and Steen
- Tom provides the voice for Steen.
- Scene: Steen and Cal are famous lion-tamers who've fallen on hard times. Susie enters to repossess the lions.
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