The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "the words drink responsibly on a bottle of Jäger."


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Things you can say about your coffee, but not your partner
    • Things you don't expect to hear from Siri
    • Entries in Tommy Little's secret diary
    • What not to bring to show and tell
  • Secret
    • Scene: Susie is a talented but troubled fighter pilot who wants to give up the game. Steen is Susie's wing-man begging her to stay.
    • Secret: A tiny clown bicycle
  • Questions
    • In a jury room
    • At a marquee at the races
  • Quick Change
    • Susie, Steen and Cal, with Tommy
    • Scene: Steen and Susie are two knights preparing for a jousting contest when Cal, the uptight Queen, enters.
  • Props
    • Cal and Steen, Susie and Rhys
  • Whose Line?
    • Scene: Cal and Rhys are New Zealand's best secret agents, and also a divorced couple, on a mission to steal Australia's biggest secrets.


  • Susie Youssef


  • Every game after the first is introduced as a "rip-snorter."

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