The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "activating your almonds."


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Pick-up lines used by fruit and vegetables
    • What not to say at a parent-teacher interview
  • Dead Bodies
    • Tegan and Steen have died, and Bridie enters and dies. Tom wants the scene to continue.
    • Scene: Tegan is a bank robber who takes Steen, a teller, hostage before a mysterious superhero, played by Bridie, bursts in to the rescue.
  • Quick Change
    • Tegan, Bridie, and Steen, with Tommy
    • Scene: Tegan and Bridie are underage partygoers discussing tactics to gain entry to an exclusive nightclub. Steen enters as the no-nonsense bouncer to put a stop to their plans.
  • Bartender
    • Bridie - Bartender
    • Tegan - Happy about muffins
    • Tom - Sad about his settling payments being cut
    • Steen - Stressed about having a kid
  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bridie, Tegan and Tom are hoping to be picked by Steen.
    • Bridie - A Miss Ireland contestant who screams every third word
    • Tegan - A nun with anger management issues
    • Tom - Michael Caine at the book launch of his latest erotic novel
  • Rock Out
    • About: moisturizing every day


  • Steen Raskopoulos


  • Every game after the second is introduced as a "humdinger."

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