The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "your morals at a swingers party."


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Characters cut from Game of Thrones
    • Things that shouldn't be so hard
    • Fads that never took off
    • If zoo animals had day jobs
  • Old Job, New Job
    • Susie and Rhys are a couple looking to buy a hot tub.
    • Tegan and Steen are the salespeople, who used to be dark wizards.
  • Helping Hands
    • Tegan, and Rhys with Steen's hands
    • Scene: Rhys is a party clown auditioning to be hired as the entertainment at Tegan's son's birthday.
  • Quick Change
    • Steen, Rhys, and Susie, with Tommy
    • Scene: Rhys is a nervous apprentice chef being trained by Steen, Susie enters as an influential food critic to complain about her meal.
  • Props
    • Steen and Susie, Tegan and Rhys
  • Newsflash
    • Susie and Steen are newscasters, and Rhys is a field reporter.
    • On the green screen: Various types of animals copulating


  • Susie Youssef


  • Every game after the first is introduced as Tommy's favorite game.

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