The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "your Arts degree."


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Things you can say about your computer, but not your partner
    • Things Sesame Street characters might say during sex
    • If Kiwis ran Australia
  • Hollywood Director
    • Steen is the director.
    • Scene: Bridie and Rhys are acrobatic thieves scaling a skyscraper when Cal enters as Spiderwoman to foil their plans.
    • Steen's directions:
      • You're all break-dancing-battle crews.
  • Dubbing
    • Steen provides the voice for Rhys.
    • Scene: Bridie is attending a comic book convention when she meets her idol, Rhys. When she freaks out too much, Cal enters as an overzealous security guard.
  • Bartender
    • Bridie - Bartender
    • Cal - Angry about parking tickets (and honey badgers)
    • Rhys - Sad about hipsters
    • Steen - Happy about trains (and that he found fifty bucks)
  • Newsflash
    • Cal and Bridie are newscasters in a studio and Rhys is a field reporter.
    • On the green screen: Closeups of people eating various foods


  • Cal Wilson


  • Every game after the second is introduced as a "ripper."

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